HORRIFIC ASSAULT: PASTOR WADEN HARASSES MCDONALD'S EMPLOYEE

In a shocking turn of events, local pastor Waden was witnessed attacking a McDonald's employee during a busy shift yesterday afternoon. Eyewitnesses report that the altercation began when Waden became agitated about the food. The McDonald's employee, who remains unnamed, tried to calm Waden down, but Waden became more aggressive. Witnesses claim t